Secret Lair Featuring: Not a Wolf Foil Edition

ATTN: CORPORATE COMMUNICATIONS

ACTION ITEM: NEW CARDS NOW AVAILABLE WITH NORMAL HUMANS PERFORMING NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITES. HOLD THEM AND MANIPULATE THEM WITH YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

THESE CARDS ARE A VALUE-ADD AND WILL STREAMLINE YOUR DECK AND MOVE THE NEEDLE AND RAISE THE BAR AND WIN-WIN SOLUTION AND THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX AND GAME CHANGER AND TOUCH BASE. KPI’S INCLUDE MEN THAT DON’T TURN INTO WOLVES.

SYNERGY.

ORDER THESE DELIVERABLES AND THEY WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU. IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY PAIN POINTS, FIRMLY APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND WITH A CLEAN CLOTH.

P.S. ORGANIZATIONAL UPDATE: MAN NOW REPORTS TO WOLF. CONGRATULATE WOLF BY LAYING DOWN AND EXPOSING YOUR NECK AND BELLY. THAT IS ALL.

ART BY ZOLTAN BOROS, SAGE COFFEY, MIRANDA MEEKS, GREG STAPLES, JOHANNES VOSS, AND KEV WALKER