Secret Lair : Keep Partying Hard, Shred Harder Than You Previously Thought Possible Foil Edition

This is K-SLD FM and we’re growling epic tidings across the airwaves to all you metalheads out there. The gods of rock are smiling down on you because we’ve got tickets to the hardest-rocking, meanest-talking, most electric-shocking concert of the year!

This unholy lineup features the dark melodies of Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools; the sonic assault of Godo, Bandit Warlord; the haunting vocals of Jeska, Thrice Reborn; and the bone-crushing riffs of Vial Smasher the Fierce.

Get your tickets now to be engulfed in a metal maelstrom that will make your head bang, your ears ring, and your face melt.

Art by Mark Riddick, rishxxv, WolfSkullJack, and N.C. Winters